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Main Menu

Starters

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Mozzarella Sticks

$5.99Served with marinara.

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Bert's Onion Straws

$9.99Lightly-breaded and house made onion straws. Served with BBQ ranch and Texas petal sauce

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Chicken Wings
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Chicken Wings

$11.99Boneless and bone-in jumbo wings. Served with celery and ranch dressing.

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Hub Cap Nachos
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Hub Cap Nachos

$9.99Topped with chili, nacho cheese sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, scallions, jalapenos and black olives. Served with salsa and sour cream.

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Loaded Fries

$6.99French fries smothered with nacho cheese sauce and topped with bacon.

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Pick Three

$11.99Choice of mozzarella sticks, potato skins, clam strips, fried pickles, hush puppies, fried green tomatoes and onion rings.

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Fried Green Tomatoes
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Fried Green Tomatoes

$7.99Served with ranch dressing.

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Crab Dip

$12.99Toasted pull-apart sub roll topped with lump crab dip, cheddar cheese and Old Bay.

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Hush Puppies

$5.99House made, served with butter and honey.

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Spicy Fried Pickles
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Spicy Fried Pickles

$6.99House made battered pickle chips served with Texas petal sauce.

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Potato Skins

$7.99Stuffed with nacho cheese sauce, bacon and scallions. Served with sour cream.

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Soups & Salads

Salad Dressings: Thousand Island | California French | Ranch | Bleu Cheese | Buffalo Sauce | Oil & Vinegar | Honey Mustard | Zinfandel Vinaigrette | Zesty Italian.

Greek Salad
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Greek Salad

$7.99Iceberg and romaine lettuce, tomatoes, onions, cucumbers, pepperoncini peppers, black olives, feta cheese and Greek vinaigrette.Add Grilled Chicken +$2

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Southwest Taco Salad

$9.99Seasoned chicken or beef, cheddar cheese, tomatoes, red onions and lettuce in a flour tortilla shell. Served with salsa and sour cream.

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Soup of the Day

Served with crackers. Cup $3.99Bowl $5.99

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Cream of Crab Soup
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Cream of Crab Soup

Served with crackers. Cup $5.99Bowl $7.99

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Bert's Maryland & Cream of Crab Soup

Try our blend. Served with crackers.Cup $5.99Bowl $7.99

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Caesar Salad

$9.99Romaine lettuce, croutons, Parmesan cheese, grilled or fried chicken breast tenders and Caesar dressing.

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Bert's Chicken Salad
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Bert's Chicken Salad

$9.99Grilled or fried, fresh chicken breast tenders, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions carrots, croutons and hard boiled egg on iceberg and romaine lettuce.

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Bert's Maryland Crab Soup
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Bert's Maryland Crab Soup

Our own special recipe. Served with crackers.Cup $4.99Bowl $7.99

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Homemade Chili

Beef and bean chili topped with cheddar cheese.Cup $4.99Bowl $6.99

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Entrees

Served with your choice of two sides and a dinner roll, unless noted otherwise.

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Pork Chops

$13.99Bone-in, center-cut and charbroiled.

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Liver & Onions

$13.99Liver smothered in onion and beef gravy

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Shrimp & Rib Combo
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Shrimp & Rib Combo

$19.99In-house breaded "clean" shrimp and a 1/2 rack of ribs basted with BBQ sauce. Served with fresh mashed potatoes and Bert's onion straws.

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Bert's Bacon Meatloaf

$13.99Homemade meatloaf wrapped in thick bacon slices and served with beef gravy on the side.

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Chicken Parmesan
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Chicken Parmesan

$15.99Fried chicken breast tenders topped with homemade meat sauce, melted mozzarella and provolone cheese.

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Clam Strips

$11.99Tender, fried strips with fries, coleslaw and house made hush puppies. Served with cocktail sauce.

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Spaghetti & Meatballs

$10.99Homemade meat sauce served over spaghetti with garlic bread.

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Breaded Shrimp Entree

$17.99In-house breaded "clean" shrimp with fries, coleslaw and house made hush puppies. Served with cocktail sauce.

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Country Fried Steak
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Country Fried Steak

$11.99Breaded, fried and smothered with country gravy.

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Roasted Chicken

$13.99Oven-baked half chicken.

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Smothered Steak

$12.99Ground, Certified Angus Beef topped with fried onions, mushrooms, and gravy.

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Hot Roast Beef Sandwich

$11.99Roast beef between two slices of bread, served with gravy.

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Hot Turkey Sandwich

$11.99Fresh baked turkey breast with stuffing between two slices of bread, served with gravy and cranberry sauce.

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Chicken Tenders

$11.99Breaded tenders served with choice of BBQ, Buffalo, Ranch, or Honey Mustard

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Bert's Famous Haddock Entree

$14.99Hand-battered and fried with fries, coleslaw, and house-made hush puppies. Served with tartar sauce.

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Sides

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Onion Rings

$2.99

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Curly Fries

$2.99

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Coleslaw

$2.99

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Mac & Cheese

$2.99

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Baked Apples

$2.99

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Cornbread

$2.99

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French Fries

$2.99

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Mashed Potatoes

$2.99

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Veggie of the Day

$2.99

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Baked Potato

$2.99

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Broccoli

$2.99

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Side Salad

$3.99

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Burgers & Dogs

Served with your choice of one side. Sub Udi's Gluten-Free Bun for $1.99.

Charbroiled Cheeseburger
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Charbroiled Cheeseburger

A Certified Angus Beef patty with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, mayo, ketchup and mustard on a brioche bun.5.3 oz. Patty $8.998 oz. Patty $9.99Sub Gluten-Free Bun +$1.99

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Crab Dip Burger

$13.99A 5.3 oz. Certified Angus Beef patty topped with our lump crab dip, cheddar cheese and Old Bay on a brioche bun.Sub Gluten-Free Bun +$1.99

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Rodeo Burger

$11.99A 5.3 oz. Certified Angus Beef topped with Pork BBQ, cheddar cheese and Bert's onion straws on a brioche bun.Sub Gluten-Free Bun +$1.99

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Chili Cheese Dog
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Chili Cheese Dog

$7.99A foot long all-beef hot dog topped with Bert's Chili and nacho cheese sauce.

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Porky Pig Dog

$8.99A foot long all-beef hot dog topped with BBQ pork and coleslaw.

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Charbroiled Double Cheeseburger

$9.99Two 4 oz. Certified Angus Beef patties with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, mayo, ketchup and mustard on a brioche bun.Sub Gluten-Free Bun +$1.99

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Mushroom Swiss Burger

$10.99A 5.3 oz. Certified Angus Beef patty served with Swiss cheese and sauteed mushrooms on a brioche bun.Sub Gluten-Free Bun +$1.99

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All American Dog

$6.99A foot long all-beef hot dog topped with ketchup, mustard, onions and relish.

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Mac & Cheese Dog

$7.99A foot long all-beef hot dog topped with macaroni and cheese.

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Subs & Sandwiches

Served with your choice of one side. Sandwiches served on a brioche bun, unless noted otherwise.

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Bert's Famous Reuben

$10.99Corned Beef, sauerkraut, thousand island dressing and Swiss cheese on grilled rye bread.

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Buffalo Chicken

Fresh fried chicken breast tenders tossed in buffalo sauce and topped with ranch dressing, lettuce, tomatoes and onions.Sandwich $9.99Sub $10.99

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Cheeseburger Sub

$9.99Certified Angus Beef patty with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, mayo, ketchup and mustard.

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Classic Chicken

Grilled or fried, fresh chicken breast tenders with lettuce, tomatoes, onions and mayo.Sandwich $7.99Sub $8.99

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Chicken Philly Sub

$9.99Fried onions, provolone cheese, lettuce, tomatoes and mayo.

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Chicken Caesar Flatbread Sandwich
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Chicken Caesar Flatbread Sandwich

$8.99Grilled fresh chicken breast tenders, romaine lettuce, Parmesan cheese and Caesar dressing on a toasted flatbread.

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Meatball & Mozzarella Sub

$8.99Meatballs, homemade spaghetti sauce and mozzarella cheese.

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Triple Decker Club
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Triple Decker Club

$9.99Fresh baked turkey breast with bacon, lettuce, tomatoes and mayo on toasted bread of your choice.

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Bert's Famous Haddock
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Bert's Famous Haddock

Hand battered and fried with lettuce, tomatoes, onions and tartar sauce.Sandwich $10.99Sub $11.99

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Steak & Cheese Sub
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Steak & Cheese Sub

$9.99Fried onions, green peppers, provolone cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, ketchup and mayo.

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Pulled Pork BBQ

Slow simmered BBQ pork topped with coleslaw.Sandwich $8.99Sub $9.99

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Bacon-Cheddar Ranch Chicken Flatbread Sandwich

$9.99Grilled fresh chicken breast tenders, bacon, cheddar cheese, romaine lettuce and ranch dressing on toasted flatbread.

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From the Deli

Served with lettuce, tomato, onions and mayo. Served with your choice of one side. Sandwiches served on white toast, unless noted otherwise.

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Sandwich $6.99Wrap $6.99Sub $7.99

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Ham

Sandwich $6.99Wrap $6.99Sub $7.99

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Tuna Salad

Sandwich $6.99Wrap $6.99Sub $7.99

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Turkey

Sandwich $6.99Wrap $6.99Sub $7.99

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Turkey Salad

Sandwich $6.99Wrap $6.99Sub $7.99

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Pizza

Toppings: 9" $1.49 Each | 12" $1.99 Each | 16" $2.49 Each | Party Pizza $4.99 Each.
Toppings: Pepperoni | Sausage | Ham | Ground Beef | Chicken Breast | Bacon | Meatballs | Green Peppers | Mushrooms | Tomatoes | Onions | Black Olives | Jalapenos | Extra Cheese

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9" Cheese Pizza

$5.99

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16" Cheese Pizza

$10.99

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Party Pizza 30"
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Party Pizza 30"

$30.99Great for that big game or party!

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Buffalo Chicken Pizza

Grilled chicken, buffalo sauce and mozzarella served with bleu cheese or ranch on the side.9" $7.9912" $12.9916" $16.99

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12" Cheese Pizza

$7.99

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Gluten-Free 'Cauliflower Crust' Cheese Pizza

$8.9910" pizza.

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Taco Pizza

Taco meat, mozzarella, cheddar cheese, onions, lettuce and tomatoes.9" $8.9912" $13.9916" $17.99

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Kids

Includes kid size soft drink and choice of French fries, baked apples or broccoli and a small soft serve ice cream. Ages 10 and under.

Cheeseburger
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Cheeseburger

$6.99

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PB & Jelly

$6.99

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Kids Chicken Tenders
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Kids Chicken Tenders

$6.99

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Mac n' Cheese

$6.99

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French Bread Pizza
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French Bread Pizza

$6.99

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Spaghetti

$6.99

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Popcorn Shrimp

$6.99

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Grilled Cheese

$6.99

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Mini Corn Dogs

$6.99

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Beverages

Bottomless - Sodas, Ice Tea, Regular & Decaf Coffee. Not Bottomless - Milk, Hot Tea, Hot Chocolate.

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Soda

$2.79Bottomless

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Coffee

$2.59Bottomless

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Milk

$2.59

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Hot Tea

$2.59

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Snow Storm
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Snow Storm

Reese's, M&Ms, Snickers, or OreoSmall $2.99Regular $5.99Large $6.99

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Milk Shake - Hand Dipped
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Milk Shake - Hand Dipped

Your choice of any of our amazing flavors.Small $2.99Regular $4.99Large $5.99Make it an Old-Fashioned Malt +$1

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Hand-Dipped Float
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Hand-Dipped Float

Soda selections with ice cream.

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Hand-Dipped Ice Cream Soda

Vanilla, chocolate or strawberrySmall $2.99Regular $4.99Large $5.99

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Ice Tea

$2.79Bottomless

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Decaf Coffee

$2.59Bottomless

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Choclate Milk

$2.59

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Hot Chocolate

$2.59

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Milk Shake - Soft Serve

Vanilla, Chocolate, or Strawberry.Small $1.99Regular $3.99Large $4.99Make it an Old-Fashioned Malt +$1

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Soft-Serve Float

A soda selection with soft -serve ice cream.Small $1.99Regular $3.99Large $4.99

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Soft-Serve Ice Cream Soda

Vanilla, Chocolate, or StrawberrySmall $1.99Regular $3.99Large $4.99

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*Every attempt will be made to fulfill gluten-free needs. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

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Location

Bert's 50s Diner28760 Three Notch RdMechanicsville, MD 20659(301) 884-3837
Sunday - Thursday: 11:00 am - 9:00 pm
Friday - Saturday: 11:00 am - 9:30 pm
•Kitchen closes at 9:00pm
•Ice Cream closes at 9:30pm
Bert's 50's Diner
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